THEY are not only "dumb bastards" they are rat bastards! So maybe I'd call them Dumb Ratty Bastards... Doesn't that have a nice ring to it?

You might need a vacation, as some readers have suggested, but personally I was able to chuckle quite a bit while contemplating the true horror of the world as it stands, so I think you're doing pretty well. Besides, you taking a vacation isn't going to make them any less dumb or ratty. A reduction in the incidence of bastardry worldwide cannot be accomplished via vacation.

Thanks for the humor at least!