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Kamala Cooks. Trump Cooks the Books.
She brings home the bacon, fries it up in a pan! Trump scams for the bacon, and can’t cook to save his life.
OK, I’ll be honest. I fell in love with the title of my article and then had to do some research to fill out the story. But I knew it was the truth. I follow the news closely enough to know that Kamala’s been cooking her whole life, and she genuinely enjoys it. She does it with a smile on her face, and joy in her heart… just like me!
Donald Trump has been on my radar since, well… a long time before the Apprentice. Not that I watched his show. I abhorred the concept, and by then, him as well. Thinking back, I’m not sure why he made me nauseous, but I suspect it was spidey-sense. You know… that feeling you get when you meet someone, and can’t wait to slink off to the bathroom to scrub your hands. He’s always hit me like a used car salesman who’s aware he’s hawking a junker that is likely to fall apart within moments of creaking off the lot.
For me, Trump defines the ICK factor.
Anyhow, it’s hard not to know he’s cooked a lot of books in his time. Let me be clear — I’m not saying he does his own accounting. He definitely does not. I’m sure of this because I have an undergraduate degree in accountancy; I passed the three-day exam…
